Burglar
A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe...
Conflict of Interest
Having lawyers create laws is like have doctors create diseases!
Who gave you those black eyes?
|A regular at Bob’s Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of...
Paranoid Idiot
Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important...
How To Get Rid Of Roaches
How does the single woman get rid of roaches?She asks them for a commitment.
WOMEN SPEAK IN ESTROGEN AND MEN LISTEN IN TESTOSTERONE
WOMEN SPEAK IN ESTROGEN AND MEN LISTEN IN TESTOSTERONE by Matt Groening RELATIONSHIPS: When...
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters…
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters taped...
Japan’s quality standard
|This speaks a lot about the Japanese quality standards and also cultural misunderstandings. They’re...
Little Johnny on the Farm!
Little Johnny wakes up and comes down to breakfast. Since he lived on a...
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu…
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee’ called...