Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
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A lawyer died. At the same moment, the Pope also died. They arrived at...
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A little girl came running into the house crying and miserable from a small...
Marriage Lessons
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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead walk into a bar. The bartender tells...
Jewish telegram
Jewish telegram: ?Begin worrying. Details to follow.?
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A young woman goes into the doctor’s office for a checkup. As she takes...
You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.
Men’s Pissing Rules
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Blonde and the Firemen!
A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing to...