Confucious say
Confucious say…All who fly upside-down have crack up.He who stand on toilet high on...
Customer support logs
|Actual dialog of a former Customer Support employee: Support: “Ridge Hall computer assistant; may...
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common?
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? They both wiggle when you eat...
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her…
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her, “how much?” she...
Skunks
What do you call a pair of skunks that are 69′ing?OdorEaters!!!
elephant sex
Did you know that elephants actually have their sexual organs in their feet?Yup, if...
I’d Do Anything
A student comes to a young professor’s office. She glances down the hall, closes...
Here’s Little Johnny!
A teacher in New York City wanted to see how many animals the city...
You might be a redneck if… highschool
Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department.
What is the last thing you usually hear before…
What is the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? ‘Hey y’all…...