To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
A recent study showed…
A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks to his wife...
Plumbing
A pipe burst in a doctor’s house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived,...
Celebration
A young man walks up and sits at the bar. “What can I get...
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with…
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with the light on,does a hard sleeper sleep...
The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
Dumb Blonde Crooks
Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens....
Disney Password
My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords...
OLD NEVER DIES 6
|OLD HIKERS never die, they just trail awayOLD HIPPIES never die, they just smell...
What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)?
What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)? A...