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Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What...
College Physics
A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when...
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap...
African roulette
A new American ambassador was being entertained by an African diplomat.They’d spent the day...
What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?
What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?A canoe tips…..Sent by deadcatz
Top10 Rules for dating my daughter.
Rule OneIf you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a...
Cry Baby
Knock Knock…Who’s There?Boo…Boo Who?Stop crying it’s just a joke!
Where are you living?
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A Short Time to Live
A man hasn’t been feling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
Men Are Like
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