Diff Between Man and Childbirth
What is the difference between a man and childbirth?One can be terribly painful and...
How do you make a tissue dance?
How do you make a tissue dance?Put a little boogie in it.
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?Translator.
Rabbit and Bear
A bear and a rabbit are taking a dump in the woods.The bear turns...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
Bill Clinton & Hillary
Bill Clinton and Hillary were travelling in a car.They stopped at a filling station....
Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine
This is, like, so dumb…Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat’s Urine...
How do you open a can of beer?
How do you open a can of beer?That’s not the point – it should...
If the NSA made toasters…
If the NSA made toasters…Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only...
Times Bachelor Made His Bed
What is the average number of times in a bachelor’s life that his bed...