A Scrote
In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about...
A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays...
Stand up nuts!
The recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a wellbehaved group of...
Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms?
Q: Why can’t Jesus eat M & M’s?A: Because they fall through the holes...
Slot machine winner
|A dumb blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside of a...
Vincent Van Gogh\’s relatives:
After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh...
Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?
Q: Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?A: They were...
Parrrot boy & daddy
There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an...
Shootin Craps
Did you hear about the redneck who was shootin craps?He blew a hole in...
Two neighbors had been fighting each other…
Two neighbors had been fighting each other fornigh on four decades. Bob buys a...