Coffee is better than Women.
Why Coffee Is Better Than Women:~ Coffee doesn’t mind if you wake up at...
U of Berkeley Products
There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIXThis is...
The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
Hide and squeak!
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Restroom
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby:...
Redneck and a Trailer
Q: What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: Somebody’s...
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
Love the Dentist Quote
I love to go to the dentist. A man in white hovering over me...
OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!
|A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client...
There was three guys, one with a rubber…
There was three guys, one with a rubber dick, one with a wooden dick,and...