Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...
This is horny!
This girl I know told me she was so horny her own tongue’s starting...
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided…
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father...
Your Job
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and your job?A: Your job still sucks...
Engineers Laying Sod
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first...
Driver Has No Money
Sign seen on the back of a truck:Driver carries no money, his wife has...
The new father!
A doctor was holding a new baby that he had just delivered.The baby looked...
There is 2 fags walking down the beach…
There is 2 fags walking down the beach. They are holding hands andkicking the...
The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular...
a babtist and a catholic preacher
A Baptist preacher and a catholic preacher are driving out on a road. The...