yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
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What do you call an open can of tuna in a Lesbians apartment?Po-pouri!!!
Baby Hermaphrodite
A woman gives birth to a baby and afterward the doctor comes into the...
CHECK THE BUFFETT!
In a Texas bar,The bartender Fred was fed up with penis boasting from theregulars.So...
Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
Short gender joke
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|Top economist Valentine’s Day cards4. You raise my interest rate thirty basis points without...
Polish Invention
Did you hear about the latest Polish invention?It’s a solar-powered flashlight.
If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...
Marriage quotes 14
|Married life is full of excitement and frustration:* In the first year of marriage,...