Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
You Need to Join the Lord’s Army
|Jack was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the...
Going Down French Style!
Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant...
Knitting and driving
|A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up...
Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?
Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients...
Farm jokes 04
|Why do ducks have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!Why did the pig go...
Death sentence cleared
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
OLD NEVER DIES 7
|OLD ELECTRICIANS never die, they just do it until it HzOLD ELECTRICIANS never die,...
In light of the latest allegations against President Clinton…
In light of the latest allegations against President Clinton, Woodward and Bernstein of Watergate...