New Year’s Resolutions
New Year’s Resolutions for Internet Junkies…I will try to figure out why I *really*...
Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...
Racoon Joke
Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn’t, he got hit by a...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?- To escape an oppressive military regime.
You’re a lawyer if
|You Might Be A Lawyer If….You are charging someone for reading these jokes. The...
Two Nuns On Bicycle
Two nuns riding down a cobbled road on bicycles. First one says to the...
Tons of Q & A for Kids!
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What...
To jump or not to jump
A blonde and a brunette were watching the news and they had someone on...
As Long As A Cat’s Tail
Two men are in a bar are boasting about their prowess and one of...
Crossed
What do you get when you put a Gay guy and a dinosaur together?A:>...