Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...
The Borg versus Microsoft
|Picard “Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a...
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot…
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows...
Harmonica jokes
|Steve Wright: I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if...
Why did God create man first?
Why did God create man first? So he wouldn’t have to be told how...
Shopping for goods
|A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and...
Mothers taught us
|Things My Mother Taught MeMy Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing...
Mouse Tse Tung!
|Who is king of all the mice?Mouse Tse Tung!
A political man to a woman…
A political man to a woman, “You look beautiful today!!!!”The woman replied, “Thanks, but...
After the Office Party
John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed...