Are the pilots flying blind?
|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated...
Dog Named Mypenis
Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, Lassie, etc?The next time you...
Pre-Nuptial Agreements
A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch...
USENET Parody
USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to...
Software Engineering Glossary of Product Terminology
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Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...
The Three Surgeons
Once there were three surgeons engaged in conversation.They got on the topic of their...
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? – So people can read her lips.
Toilet
Toilet TrickHey, this party was on April Fool’s Day, so anything goes, right? Anyway,...
Ballroom please!
This guy’s in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, “Ballroomplease.” A...