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Why are dumb blonde jokes only one liners?So men can understand them!
What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?
Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?A: Oil...
Stupid Insults 11/31
Gets his orders from another planet. Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section. Gets parity...
Writing to Grandma
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How do you make a cat drink?
How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve
The couple was dining out when the wife noticed…
The couple was dining out when the wife noticed a familiar face at the...
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and…
Q: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?A: Lipstick.
Make it out of a desert
|An Irishman, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert...