Don’t Cut
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman and catches a strange venereal...
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice president…
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his...
Sho Is a Wonder
One day Rastus and Liza Jane were sitting at the bus stop when Rastus...
Punishment that fits the crime
Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office. One is...
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.
Longer Life
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I would like to live...
Discovering too late that a…
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to...
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can’t win. 2.You can’t break even. 3.You can’t...
Life’s Lessons.
Some lessons learned in life:Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a...
Why The Man Crossed The Road
Why did the man cross the road?Because his penis told him to. or Because...