Stupid Insults 4/31
All booster, no payload. All crown, no filling. All foam, no beer. All hammer,...
Money from Minsk
The madam opened the brothel door to see an elderly Jewish man. His clothes...
Good Sneeze!
Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm....
A real calamity
O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when...
How much for all night?
|The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. “What seems to be the problem?”...
Trial Of The Century
Trial Of The Century Transcript Reveals Objectionable Methods By Dave Barry, Sunday, March 19,...
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends…
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms...
Southern Comments
Exclamations: “Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and...
Poor froggy
A little boy walks down the street with a dead frog on a string.He...
Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...