A little old lady walked into the bank…
A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started...
Mad Cow Disease
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
The Blonde Nun
One night a Blond Nun was praying in her room when God appeared before...
Perks of being over 40…
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Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
Give him an orange
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Three guys were sitting in a bar talking…
Three guys were sitting in a bar talking.One was a Doctor, one was a...
The Mummy!
An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a...
Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front…
Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front, husbands inback. Herb says to...
Charlton are good enough
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