Love stronger than death
The young widow was kneeling at her husband’s grave tending to the weeds, when...
Why don’t witches wear panties?
Why don’t witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.
Bottom Start
Dad: The only way to acquire a new skill is to start at the...
Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?A bull smiles when you milk...
Suffering
A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counselor. The counselor...
Converting to metric
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Entering into Heaven
A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, “Religion?” The man...
A straight guy and a gay are in the men’s room…
A straight guy and a gay are in the men’s room and the straight...
DUMB Questions Part 1!
A stitch in time saves nine. Nine what?Are there any unguided missiles?Are you breaking...