I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
Sex Change
This guy decides to get a sex change. So he goes to the doctors...
Elephant Fall Into a Deep Pit
This joke involves an elephant who is walking through the jungle. And all of...
Biblical Ways of Getting a Wife
The Top 16 Biblical Ways To Acquire A Wife16. Find an attractive prisoner of...
a nerd, a nude, and a bike
A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode...
Foreplay?
Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn’t last long enough!
Keep A Man From Wanting Sex
How do you keep a man from wanting sex?You marry him!
The Breast Stroke
In Florida there was a swimming contest. The contestants were abrunette-Mindy, a redhead-Cindy, and...
Numbers
Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt…
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt.”Reach up there...