I think I’ll try a nicer approach
|Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent...
What’s sillier
John : I don’t know what to buy – a cow or a bicycle.Peter...
Cannibal Food
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t...
Cow gives birth
A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his...
A bumper sticker
Bumper sticker seen in Cambridge, Mass: “Re-elect President Gore in 2000″
I want to become a politician
I want to become a politician when I grow up so I’ve made a...
A love for material goods
|A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, “I...
tadpole feel lonely
|Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area!
A tough case was being argued in court…
A tough case was being argued in court. The defense attorney,feeling that he was...
Sex With Gorilla
A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few...