I.R.S. parking tickets
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one…
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, “Hey...
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls...
7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...
Why cannot you circumcise Iranians?
Why can’t you circumcise Iranians? – There’s no end to those pricks.
Male-Bashing at it’s best!
Pay back time for the ladies!1. Don’t imagine you can change a man –...
New Treasury Bonds
The U.S. Treasury has just announced that it will sell three new types of...
Alcohol vs Women
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.