A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen?
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen? Yeah…the...
Gone fishing
Henry Abel’s son, David, burst into the house, crying like everything.His Mama asked him...
Marooned
An American, an Australian and an Irishman were stranded on an island for several...
Fly, baby, fly!
A police officer arrives at an accident scene whereapparently three blondes have leaped to...
What do you call a gay man scrotum?
Question: What do you call a gay man’s scrotum?Answer: Mud flaps!
Fun fun fun worry worry worry
A teacher said to her little student Suzy, “Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun...
Tons of Yo Mamma Jokes
Yo mama’s so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just...
What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?
What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?They both cause you to stand...
What’s the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?
What’s the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?1 U.S. leader