Actual Medical Charts
The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the pediatrician,...
Course of action
One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the watercooler at the office. “Veronica,...
Capitalist and Socialist Hell
A young, ruthless executive died and went to hell. When he got there,he saw...
Favorite Wine
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”
Wedding
She offered her honor, He honored her offer, And so all night long,it was...
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
Following a bitter divorce…
Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his wife at a party and sneered,...
How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
If Men got pregnant!
1. Maternity leave would last two years….with full pay.2. There would be a cure...