It’s been nice gnawing you!
|What did the woodworm say to the chair?It’s been nice gnawing you!
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?You get repossessed!
He was de-lighted!
|What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!
Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Cool REAL Signs!
At a radiator shop (A-1 Radiator)”Best Place in Town to take a Leak”Sign over...
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding...
One day a lady went to the doctors office
One day a lady went to the doctor’s office and told the doctorthat her...
Cow on train tracks
|A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
The modest young lass had just purchased some lingerie…
The modest young lass had just purchased some lingerie and asked if she might...