How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten…
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother...
The Big Flood
It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come...
English is really crazy
|There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine...
Tampons
Guy goes to the pharmacy at his wife’s request to buy her some tampons....
Another Dog With No Legs
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?A: It don’t matter what...
Baby Hermaphrodite
A woman gives birth to a baby and afterward the doctor comes into the...
A Brief History Of Medicine
A short history of medicine: I have an earache. 2000 B.C. – Here, eat...
Cards You Won’t Find At Hallmark
“Looking back over the years that we’ve been together, I can’t help but wonder:…………....
With a mouse warming party
|How do mice celebrate when they move home?With a mouse warming party