Jonah and the Whale
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it...
Just in case
“Mr. Chilton,” the analyst said, “I think this will be your last visit.”"Does that...
Ding! Ding!
A woman’s husband has died. After a few months, she decides she wants a...
Who is on First?
|Who’s On First(Sketch by Bud Abbot and Lou Costello)LOU: I love baseball. When we...
Learn it by listening
|Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to...
Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic…
Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic and asked to be tested for...
If Sony made toasters…
If Sony made toasters…Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece...
Relationships to Weddings
Relationships: First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship –...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
Smart little johnny
One day the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that...