General’s Funeral
The famous general died and his ashes were to be taken to Arlington National...
Good Lawyers?
What is the difference between a good Lawyer and a great Lawyer?Answer: A good...
Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
Two fat birds!
Two robins were sitting in a tree. “I’m really hungry,” said the first one.”...
Whales
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan...
How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny:...
Blonde Joke plus…
Two blondes are waiting at a bus stop.When a bus pulls up and opens...
Cure For Unemployment
“So you think you could end all unemployment, do you?” asked the interviewer. “And...
Software Demo
Speech Recognition Software DemoAt a recent Sacramento PC User’s Group meeting, a company was...