His military etiquette
|Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That’s...
The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through…
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
News from Washington
WASHINGTON, DC – Frustrated by failed attempts to turn public support away from the...
Ten Signs That You’re At A Bad Zoo
|1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking...
Two gynecologists meet at lunch…
Two gynecologists meet at lunch.The first one says, “I had a patient this morning...
Pantsy Golfer
Q: Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?A: Just in case he...
Get Me Out!
There was an old man whom, though loved by his son, was being put...
How do you catch an elephant?
How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it...
Christmas party
A few years ago, we invited some friends over for a Christmas party. Many...