Coconut & hurricane
-What did the hurricane say to the coconut?-Hold on to your nuts, it’s going...
Coat Hanger
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?A: In...
Save the Yeasts
Save the Yeasts EVERY TIME A LOAF OF BREAD IS BAKED, APPROXIMATELY 150,000,000 YEASTS...
George W and the VP…
George W. Bush and his veep running mate, Dick Cheney were talking,when George W....
Holiday Season Conduct…
Conduct During the Holiday Season…Running aluminum foil through a paper shredder at Kinko’s to...
No problem
A guy walks into his doctor and says,”Doc, you gotta help me, I can’t...
Does DEC still make toasters?..
Does DEC still make toasters…? They made good toasters in the ’70s, didn’t they?
Bathroom reading material
Seen in a bar near here: “We don’t stand in your toilet, so please...
Addicted To AOL
You Might Be Addicted to AOL if……..Tech Support calls “You” for help……Someone at work...
Changing of the English Language
Changing of the English LanguageHaving chosen English as the preferred language in the EEC,...