Bedroom Golf
* Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play. Normally one club and...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Change
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s disease
|5. You never have to watch reruns on television.4. You are always meeting new...
Redneck centerpeice
You might be a redneck if the centerpiece on your dining room table is...
What do you call a boomerang…
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A: A stick!
Rights
George: Sam u wanna hear a jokeSam: sureGeorge: Womens Rights
Your Momma’s so stupid…
Your momma’s so stupid, she looked over a glass wall!
Trouble sleeping
|The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. “What seems to be the problem?”...
Money Needed
A student had spent all his money, so he called his mother from college...