How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning
? Fertilized.
There was a drunk man walking down the street turning…
There was a drunk man walking down the street turninghis car keys back and...
Chicken and Horse
A chicken and a horse were playing in a meadow. The horse falls into...
Cannibals and Politicians
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by...
Ideal Drinking Age
AGE DRINK 17 beer 25 beer 35 vodka 48 double vodka 66 Maalox
Out of the tree
How do you get a one-armed nufie out of a tree? Wave!How do you...
Macintosh Computers
MACINTOSH stands for…Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs.
Are there Jews in China?
Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
Do you know where you were going?
|A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she’d been driving the wrong way on...
The Barber
The BarberA priest walked into a barber shop in Washington, D.C. After he gothis...