Just Like Dad
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, “I’ve found a...
Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!
Men Are Like Commercials
Why are men like commercials?You can’t believe a word they say.
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!
Why do men name their penises?
Q. Why do men name their penises? A. Because they want to be on...
These two guys are car pooling home from work one day…
These two guys are car pooling home from work one day. Traffic isbarely crawling...
For all animal lovers out there
For all animal lovers out there:How do you make a cat go ‘woof’? Soak...
Top 20 Engineers’ Terminology’s
1. A NUMBER OF DIFFERENT APPROACHES ARE BEING TRIED- We are still pissing in...
If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
Amazing talking cow
|A man’s car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got...