Invent artificial dogs
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Investment counselor
|An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and...
Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
Fruit joke!
What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive...
Defining teenagers
|A Teenager is… A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never...
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist…
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist.The doctor took one look at this...
Something Fishy Here!
LIFE UNDER THE SEAWhat is life like under the sea? Is it a dogfish...
Surgery
I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did...
What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?
Q: What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?A: Having to go to bed...
At the Amusement Park
A young man took a blind date to an amusement park.They went for a...