How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
Mother-in-law killed
|A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded...
Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?
Q: Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?A: They were...
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night last night?
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night...
Silly superstition
“Say, how old are you anyway ?” the reporter asked as theobviously young lass...
The Contest with GOD!
There was a group of scientists and they were all sitting around discussing which...
The office playboy had a date with an attractive young woman…
The office playboy had a date with an attractive young woman. The next day...
Short Lawyer Jokes III
Q: Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site...
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
Irishman declares war
|Saddam Hussein is sitting at home when the phone rings. He picks it up...