Battle on the Ocean
Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were...
Two Spuds!
Two potatoes are standing on the street corner.How can you tell which one is...
Why wasn’t Jesus born in West Virginia?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in West Virginia?Well God found plenty of guys who liked...
Hot croako!
|What do frogs drink?Hot croako!
Puns by the Pound!
Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?A: Hold on to your...
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into…
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into thecoke machine at a large Vegas...
Long Tongue
There was once a guy whose tongue was so long that when he stuck...
Now that I’m older…
Now that I’m older…..here’s what I’ve discovered…..I started out with nothing..I still have most...
Speak
A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the...
What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...