Prostitute and Nymph
Q: What’s the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?A: The prostitute...
Mrs. Prussy
The little darlings were all in their seats on the first day of school...
mBragging about old times
Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. “Why, my...
No Fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
Business one-liners 01
|A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and...
The blonde and the screen door
What does a blonde and a screen door have in common?The more you bang...
Man with no arms.
One day, a man with no arms walked into the bathroom. Another man that...
You Know You’re Having a Bad Day When…
Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell’s Angels motorcyclists. You’ve been at...
Blonde and Hairdresser
A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working...
What have a blonde and a computer got in common?
What have a blonde and a computer got in common?You don’t realise how much...