Musical jokes
|Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A...
Divorce decision
“Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce courtjudge said, “and...
A merchant captain and several of his officers…
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
Microsoft runs the I.R.S.
|If Microsoft Ran The IRS “Government should be run like a business.” We’ve all...
Crackers
Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross the road? A:Milk...
You Are No Longer “Cool” When
You find yourself listening to talk radio. You daughter says she got pierced and...
George W – College Days
George W. Bush was talking to some of his advisors, and they were discussing...
Poker
One night a boy wakes up and goes into his parents room and they’re...
Why is red the colour of the University of Georgia?
Why is “red” the colour of the University of Georgia?Because they can’t spell “crimson”...
My Granny\’s Better!
Boy #1: Hey! Didja know that my grandfather was once face-to-face with a panther?...