So She Would Love You
Man says to God, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says,...
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Martain Sex
A couple from earth has finally saved up enough money to take a vacation...
How is a woman like a road?
How is a woman like a road? -Both have manholes.
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
Why did the one-handed man cross the road? To get to the second hand...
Signs Your Relationship Is On The Rocks
Top Ten Signs Your Relationship Is On The Rocks10. Her term of affection for...
Money from Minsk
The madam opened the brothel door to see an elderly Jewish man. His clothes...
Messed up teeth
Your mama’s teeth are so messed up….i thought her tongue was in jail!
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
What Is A Penis
On the first evening of their honeymoon, they are sitting on the balcony of...