Toddler’s Creed
If I want it, it’s mine.If I give it to you and change my...
Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard X
MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON’T forward any of this to your boss by mistake!!!
Underwear is Important!
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under you vehicle… From the...
Computer Dictionary Part I
BIT – A word used to describe computers, as in “Our daughter’s computer cost...
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices…
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring.He went in and saw...
Blonde and the Postman
It was the mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying...
A Blonde Got Robbed
A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...
Blonde quickies 81-100
81. Q: What do you call a hooker and four blondes? A: Regular price,...
There were two guys walking down the street…
There were two guys walking down the streetand they saw a dog licking his...