Marry a blonde
What’s the advantage of being married to a blonde? You can park in handicapped...
Lawyer in a car wreck
One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and...
Some thoughts for today…
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed...
Rotten Cherry
There is an 80 year old virgin who suddenly gets an itch in her...
The Aligator Blonde!
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a...
Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question…
Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren’tprepared for the...
Coat Hanger
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?A: In...
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
A little change
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said:”Since we are the best...
Free drinks for everyone
|One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender:...