Animal Crackers.
A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting...
keep flies out of the kitchen
|How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in...
Men say = Men really mean.
I’m hungry = I’m hungry.I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy.I’m tired = I’m tired.Do you...
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for…
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man fora soldier and propositioned...
Don’t try this at home!
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo…
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo on the way to...
Mens Endowments
God created Adam and informed him that he had given him a brain and...
Money Quotes
Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children. J....
Doctor, Doctor
One day this Blonde walked into her doctors office.”Doctor, Doctor I’m having these awlful...
Children’s letters to God
Dear GOD, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was...