Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
The Dead Dog
There’s a man and his wife who own a pub, and have a dog...
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and…
Q: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?A: Lipstick.
Blondes change a lightbulb
|Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to...
Blondes r thick?!
Santa, a dumb blonde and a smart blonde ran a race. Who won?Santa flys,...
Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
A fun game
While your sitting on the toilet you see written on the stall door: Congratulations!...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
You Know You’re in New York City When…
You Know You’re in New York City When…1. Nuns walk down the street carrying...
Signs that you may be a drunk!
*** Signs that you “just might” have a drinking problem. ***You lose arguments with...