Because they’re wrigleys!
|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they’re wrigleys!
Hey Lady!
A lady is walking down the street to work and she sees a parrot...
He was light fingered!
|Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!
Wrong House?
Do you know what it means to come home to a man who’ll give...
Something Fishy
One day, this woman went to a bait shop to get her husband a...
Who’s got a bigger crotch?
There were three women sitting in a bar and they were discussinghow much their...
A drunken blonde goes into a bar…
A drunken blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would...
60-year-old man
A 60-year-old man went to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him,...
The computer user’s reboot poem
|Don’t you wish when life is badand things just don’t compute,That all we really...
The Diet
The Diet BREAKFAST 1/2 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 8 oz glass skim...