User song and music
|User(To the tune of Beck’s “Loser”)In the day of sysop nerds I was a...
This male prostitute contracted syphilis…
This male prostitute contracted syphilis.He did okay for a while, but then his business...
Describe professions
|What does your profession say about you?1. MARKETING – You are ambitious yet stupid....
At the Club.
So this guy wants to go into a nightclub, but the bouncer says -”Sorry,...
stool taken!
|What’s an insects best chat up line?Pardon me, but is this stool taken!
Much Improved
A husband was worried about the decline in the quality of his marriage so...
Life of an Egg
So you think your life is bad…Just think how bad the life of an...
Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
Angelic Husband
A woman tells her friend, “My husband is an angel.”Her friend replies, “You’re lucky,...