Naughty Kids…
Q…What do you call children who are raised in those naughty houses of ill-repute?A…Brothel...
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?They couldn’t find 3 wise men and a virgin.
Bill Gates at the pearly gates!
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized...
Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs?
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs? So they won’t hump women’s...
The Cremation
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down nextto the grieving widow. “How...
Facts of Life
Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for...
Real advertisements 01
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Lost:...
Student Bloopers – Part I!
This is a collection of actual student bloopers collected by teachers from 8th grade...
Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...