I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
The Honeymoon
The old couple were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 50th...
This is one smart dog
|A butcher is leaning on the counter toward the close of day when a...
What’s pink and slowly turns red?
What’s pink and slowly turns red?A baby chewing a razor blade.
Nuts
Two Nuts Where Walking Down The Street. One Was A Salted!
Roosters
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster. The current...
Rita Rudner’s Facts About Men
A man in the house is worth two in the street. – Mae WestGive...
New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement?
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement? Dyslexics Untie!
Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...