Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
Mail carriers.
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Heavy metal guitarist
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Children’s letters to God
Dear GOD, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was...
Dollars equal ten cents
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Zit?
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde’s butt?A: A brain tumor.
Blind Man
A blonde girl just stepped into the bathtub when the doorbell rang. “Who is...
FAVORITE FANTASY
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Are you talking to me?
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It’s Against the Law to…
In Oblong, Illinois, it’s punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing...