Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...
I’m Hungry
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?A: Booger King!!!
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines(collected by journalists)1. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says2....
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree?
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree? ’cause he was dead…Why’d the other monkey...
The Priest and the Rabbi.
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street...
A Problem of Problems
A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive....
Laying off employees
Mr. Smith owned a small business. He had two employees, Sarah and Jack. They...
7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite…
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite,he was really...
The Trade
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under hisarm....