Light and Hard
Whats the difference between light and hard???You can go to sleep with the light...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
A wife was berating her husband…
A wife was berating her husband. He motioned for her to quiet down saying,...
Get married
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
On his Deathbed!
Father Murphy was ministering to a man on his deathbed.”Renounce Satan!” yelled Father Sullivan.”No!,”...
Redneck Logic
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should...
Doing Laundry
Three women always hang their laundry out in the backyard. When it rains, however,...
Money On the Side
What happened to a Brighton Beach prostitute who had an appendectomy performed by a...
Stand Still, Soldier!
Military training:During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had...
An organization that makes men fear marriage
|The British had an organization that Americans are now considering adopting.It seems that in...