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Senior Driver
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
How does a man know when his wife is losing interest?
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What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?Scratching like hell to get...
Move your cars please.
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the high school...
Lawyer Statue
One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing.He suddenly saw a statue...
I had it all
A man complaining to a friend: “I had it all – money, a beautiful...
Dating hints for men
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One-eyed dinosaur
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!