A Child’s Prayer
One night, a father passed by his son’s room and heard his son praying:...
I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon…
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, “If I...
At the blood donor clinic
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
Witch Story
He was a junior bank executive and he had swindled one hundred thousand dollars...
Donald Duck
Donald Duck walked into a drugstore & asked for a packet of condoms.”Certainly, sir”...
What does a man and a floor have in common?
Q: What does a man and a floor have in common? A: You lay...
Elephant
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? SWIMMING TRUNKS...
Blonde Lumberjack
A blonde travels to Canada to seek her fortune as a lumberjack. She meets...
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide!