Rooster Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a rooster?A: In the morning a...
Miscellaneous yo mama jokes
Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates! Yo...
Fly, baby, fly!
A police officer arrives at an accident scene whereapparently three blondes have leaped to...
Elephant Riddles Five
Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle? A: Optimistic!Q: What do...
Up in Heaven
A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer die and go to heaven.When they...
How do you make a butterfly
|How do you make a butterfly?Flick it out of the butter dish with a...
Optician
A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested...
The duck in the bar
A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the barstool, and waits for...
Two kids meet
A new neigbour arrives. The kids meet.The local kid:”My mom was born in California!Where...
Let me through!
A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected, a large...