Doctor, Doctor!!!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a dog.Doctor: Sit on the couch and we...
Quickie
You know you’ve been married too long when a “Quickie” before dinner now means...
This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to…
This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equallyfundamentally Christian pet. So,...
Emotional extremes
|The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. “Just to establish...
Earmuffs
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.
You don’t want to hear these!
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:1. Better save that. We’ll need it...
Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley
|Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley were talking one day about Mr. Riley and his...
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
Old man from Trent – Limmerick
There once was an old man from Trent, Whose penis was crooked and bent,...