The chicken/road across history.
Why did the chicken cross the road?:JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn’t...
How To Give Your Cat a Pill
How To Give Your Cat a Pill 1. Grasp cat firmly in your arms....
Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...
Yo Momma so nasty
Your momma so nasty she charges $10 for sex, gives ya lice, when ya...
Spell Ice Cream
This little old lady walks into an ice cream parlor and asks for 2...
Hop-scotch!
|What do Scottish toads play?Hop-scotch!
A customer walks into a pharmacy…
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
Who makes all the bras for brunettes?
Who makes all the bras for brunettes? Fisher-Price
Why do they call it a “kilt”?
Why do they call it a “kilt”?Because a lot of people got kilt when...
Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...