Grocery shopping
|A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old...
Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...
A Lesson in Politics
A son asks his father, “What can you tell me about politics? I have...
Stupid master
A gorilla was walking thru’ a jungle when he came across a deer eating...
The local District Judge
|The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of...
Two goldfish are in a tank…
Two goldfish are in a tank.One said to the other:’Do you know how to...
Crying about his life
|Old Man On A Bench An old man of ninety was sitting on a...
FBI Want-Ads
The FBI puts an Ad in the newspaper, “Wanted FBI agents.” After sorting through...
Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...