Not me Sarge!
A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he...
Is it worth it?
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow....
A man called the undertaker one afternoon…
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: “Come and bury my wife.”"But...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard X
MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON’T forward any of this to your boss by mistake!!!
There is a blind man here to see you
|A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking...
3 women went out drinking
3 women went out drinking, and decided to have a contest of who could...
Two Corpuscles
Did you hear about the two blood corpuscles named Romeo and Juliet?They loved in...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
The big test!
An older couple had a son, who was still living with them. The parents...
You might be a redneck if… shirts
You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.